Liaw lim peh leh pai eh si kan....

Lim peh tulan....Kia lit lim peh ki lai..tak eh le-pai..Lim peh ai ke pavillion ka lang thia bu...
chi geh le-pai leh..lim peh ki lai..cha cha hang chui..ke chiak heng li eh kui neg ka hang roti..
Chiak liaw ...Lim peh ban ban hua chia ki KL...Tat chia......Tat ka na lan...
Lim peh tat kah lampa ai pit...Ai pang dui..Nin na beh....Boh huat loh ai lun lor....
Ki pavillion liaw...Lim peh park chia...Kin Kin cau ke phang dui...wah...
si beh song liaw pang dui....Hoh chai lam pah boh pit....Asi pit....Ko lian wa eh lau peh ka lau bu..Boh sun kia ai poh....check lam pa ok liaw....Lim peh sui chui..Ki ka lang thia bu....

Thia ho liaw...lim peh wu tian wei hiang.....Pavillion Eh instrcutor kah ho wah...
Eh khong wu chi geh cha boh..kah ho Ee lang....Kong ee si wa eh GF....Kaneh wa to loh wu GF wu GF lim peh na chu cho kia lor...koh ka lang thia bu meh......
Ka Ee lang kong wa lip lo khun cho..beh kan lang tiaw bu....Eh lang chui replacement instructor lai ka thiaw bu liaw..ee khong replacement lai...kua wa ka lang...E Tu lan..
khong liaw ee eh si kan.....Mai ho wah lui for class.....Khong ho wa eh payment pang ho replacement instuctor...Eng wei chi geh si wa eh tai chi..Kanin...Lim peh hami lan pun em chai...Kanin ler.....Lu lang ho lang kan ler...So lim peh tulan....Lim peh ka ee kong....Suka dee ler....Lu ku si ho lar...Cau lin tai ..liaw lim peh eh si kan.....

Kaneh....Wa si beh tulan...!!

Si lang Siaw Cha Boh....

Lu siu Sim..Ho wah Chai lu si

Tiang lim peh...Kua Chi mai...

Pah chi mai.....Nia Mah...

Cho tien Wei...Nia Mah

Lim peh ami na khun , si lang tien wei hiang...
"hustling,hutstling,hustling.." lim peh eh ring tone....

Phua mi eh tien wei...hami su leh...Ani kuan lor...
Wu uncle kah ho wah..

Limpeh : Halo?
Ah Pek : Halo?
Limpeh : Halo?
Ah Pek : Halo?
Limpeh : Halo? Unker. Lu si tiang?
Ah Pek : Wa… lu… lu… Lu si tiang?
Limpeh : Unker. Lu ka simik hor beh?
Ah Pek : 01*-***-****
Limpeh : Erm. Tiok ah. Lu si tiang, unker?Lu ai chui tiang...si beh huah liaw
Ah Pek :ah theng wu ti boh....
Limpeh : Halo?thiang si ah theng...boh ah theng chi eh lang eh....
Ah Pek : … *kam tien wek*
Limpeh : Sai lin toh...Cau niaw...

Ker Ing Kok Chiak Hong Pt 1

Aiyah lak kang ker UK chin song... song kar boh ai tui.....song kar to lor bun cho bboy....cho bboy kor kia hor ma ta (polis) diak ker....bo huat....eng wei promise chit geh bboy fan-see chor handstand....
Ter UK cher her chia chin kin....tapi ta kang detour ...kor ka lang last minute kong.....hai kah wa ka peng you jau kar na heh....jau kar na kau....kor bo ger kua...kor jiak meng kia kui....kor khai ka limpeh poket phua kang

Ter UK kor ho lang chiat, lim jiu kui, tar bat bun kui...(Big Red Tour Bus), tapi bor huat....wa lang ai jo tourist....

Day 1
Ter UK, wa lang siu wa lang ya holiaow....hami tey hong bun ehiaow ker....kanasai....kia ker buckingham palace kua "ong teh eh lau char bor" or (Queen, dunno how to translate in hokkien),
kia kar pai kar.....jin kang kor....
Kia pua lor ko ai "pang liu.....kor kui geh london bo toilet.....kah ai lau liu chut lai", ter ber cher tio jit geh toilet....ko charge wa lang 50 p (RM3.50)....kanasai....ko boh tong sampah...ee lang chin chia siau lang.....

Day 2
Teh dee kang wa lang tar bat ...(Big Red Bus Tour) ker museum kua Mummy....kor ai kai lui.....kua Museum liaow kor hor Bat Chia ...(Big Red Tour Bus) FFK. Tan 2 hrs tan kar siao....bor tan liaow dit tao jer tube train keh madame tussauds....
Ter Tussauds kua tio ya joi meng seng...ko kar J Lo, Tom Cruise, Spiderman, Jose Mourinho, hip seong. Wa lang kor kuar tio Hitler.....soon lor wa eh peng you kor chia ee jit kee (finger)...kua wan liaow tio dit tao tui ker hotel .....eh...hossssssstel tidur.

Siao Eh ....Hustler Ang....An Chua beh upload picture????????????? To be continued.....

Me Vs Me

De ho liao, boh de koh kah ho liao,
De ho sei, boh de koh kah ho sei,
Wah phai kuah, boh wah koh kah phai kuah,
Su kah de kong loh. Cin cai loh,
wah pai teh it, boh boh wah pai teh it.

pi pu pi pu?
pu pi pu pi

Pi Pu Pi Pu??
Pu Pi Pu Pi

PI PU PI PU??!!
PU PI PU PI!!!!

E.A.S.S.??? No????
No??? E.A.S.S.????

E.A.S.S. eh Adoreable Flaws....!!

Wah tia kong kia nit uh chi eng peng yu ya ho liao.
Ee kong pien lang boh cho. It's not merely a flaw. It's an adorable flaw.

Captor? Perhaps I've become a little less inteligent from my time spent at the middle east. What is an adorable flaw?

Eh Pien Lang eh sai tapi wa lang pien lang beh sai..Hami lai eh...Na beh..

It's not just an adorable flaw. A way of life if you will. but you know you've upped the ante when you don't just pien lang but pien kah ki.

I don't know why but suddenly i feel like discussing about all your crazy ex-grlfriends.........
I think it's important to understand the impact of your adorable flaws.

As the song goes;

E kan s. fei,
E kan f. fei,
E also kan a. fei

Whilst being kan-ed may be a flaw, it is by no means adorable.

I do agree with that. but what if you are kan-ning and not being kan-ed?

Hrmm, that depends.. are you kenningst?

which kenningst? Kenningst in Kensington?

Tat names rings a bell. For those who visits sites like virtual tourist , lonely planet.
we may see some many post of kenningst miracle travels. A force that left many of us astound in many ways.

A version or two..Cho lang Si beh Khang Kho....Chi ke Chi ke Chi Ke Chiak....and the all time favourite A bo then...

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