pang wah zhao aka wah ho liao

wah ho liao.... wah ai dedicate zi gei kwa hor wah kah ki from wah eh ex char boh png yu. eeh eh kwa eh miah si "pang wah zhao"... eng wei wah ho liao...

I thought it was over, baby
We said our goodbyes
But I cant go a day without your face
Goin through my mind
In fact, not a single minute
Passes without you in it
Your voice, your touch, memories of your love
Are with me all of the time

Let me let go, baby
Let me let go
I f this is for the best
Why are you still in my heart
Are you still in my soul
Let me let go

I talked to you the other day
Looks like you make your escape
You put us behind, no matter how I try
I cant do the same

Let me let go, baby
Let me let go
It just isnt right
Ive been two thousand miles
Down a dead-end road
Let me let go, darlin, wont you
I just gotta know, yeah

If this is for the best
Why are you still in my heart
Are you still in my soul
Let me let go

Ker Ing Kok Chiak Hong Pt 2

Day 3

On day 3, wa lang kor siu wa lang ya holiaow, used the Big Bus expired ticket to board the bus....mana chai .... kor chun 3 minutes useable time on the bus. Ker geh bus conductor "TL" ..ing wei siu walang eh ticket expire liaow... bor huatlor... ko ai chai war lang ker kia...

Wa lang tar bat ker St Paul's Cathedral kua "kao teng". Jit geh kao teng si beh tua, kor si beh kang kor kia. Hai kar wa ai peh 800 geh lau tui...peh kah limpeh kar neng......Kua wan liaow limpeh beh hoh say....ai hio sek sia ku......

Hio sek liaow wa lang dit tao ker Tower of London.... kua museum...ter ker tar... wu ya chui ya chui ya chui .....lang......ter ker ta... kua tio ya chui medieval artefacts....ee lang suka chi "or ar" (burung gagak)....ker chiak or ar... walueh... sibeh or, sibeh tua, sibeh luan! So limpeh kar ee hip siong.....ter ke tar ... kor wu jit geh meng kia ya or....tio si ee geh Ing Kok Ping...walaueh... ee geh bin ya or... or kar kua boh... (bor pien lu).....so kar ee hip siong....

Kua wan Museum liaow... wa lang tio dit tao kua keh wa eh Pilgrimage spot... tio see stamford bridge......kanasai... kao ker tar stadium kam liaow... bor huat... kar kee cho "haj"...walk around stadium....kar hip seong....ho chai ee lang kua wa, petes kar anthony si teng lang....lai chor wa eh "haj"....nasi kua tio wa si arab lang...siu wa lai chor "jihad"....habis cerita... bien tui ker.....so bor huat kua kin hip seong... kar ker chelsea megastore boey wa eh jersey ....kua wan liaow....

Petes kong chua wa lang ker chekechekechekechekechekechekechekechekechekechekecheke

chekechekecheke chiak.... ker liverpool street chekechekechekechekechekechekecheke chiak

wa lang kao ger tar.... ker jit keng Bangla House... restaurant...first time kua tio ani jui bangla...

walau....but ee geh food beh pai chiak...

Liaw lim peh leh pai eh si kan....

Lim peh tulan....Kia lit lim peh ki lai..tak eh le-pai..Lim peh ai ke pavillion ka lang thia bu...
chi geh le-pai leh..lim peh ki lai..cha cha hang chui..ke chiak heng li eh kui neg ka hang roti..
Chiak liaw ...Lim peh ban ban hua chia ki KL...Tat chia......Tat ka na lan...
Lim peh tat kah lampa ai pit...Ai pang dui..Nin na beh....Boh huat loh ai lun lor....
Ki pavillion liaw...Lim peh park chia...Kin Kin cau ke phang dui...wah...
si beh song liaw pang dui....Hoh chai lam pah boh pit....Asi pit....Ko lian wa eh lau peh ka lau bu..Boh sun kia ai poh....check lam pa ok liaw....Lim peh sui chui..Ki ka lang thia bu....

Thia ho liaw...lim peh wu tian wei hiang.....Pavillion Eh instrcutor kah ho wah...
Eh khong wu chi geh cha boh..kah ho Ee lang....Kong ee si wa eh GF....Kaneh wa to loh wu GF wu GF lim peh na chu cho kia lor...koh ka lang thia bu meh......
Ka Ee lang kong wa lip lo khun cho..beh kan lang tiaw bu....Eh lang chui replacement instructor lai ka thiaw bu liaw..ee khong replacement lai...kua wa ka lang...E Tu lan..
khong liaw ee eh si kan.....Mai ho wah lui for class.....Khong ho wa eh payment pang ho replacement instuctor...Eng wei chi geh si wa eh tai chi..Kanin...Lim peh hami lan pun em chai...Kanin ler.....Lu lang ho lang kan ler...So lim peh tulan....Lim peh ka ee kong....Suka dee ler....Lu ku si ho lar...Cau lin tai ..liaw lim peh eh si kan.....

Kaneh....Wa si beh tulan...!!

Si lang Siaw Cha Boh....

Lu siu Sim..Ho wah Chai lu si

Tiang lim peh...Kua Chi mai...

Pah chi mai.....Nia Mah...

Cho tien Wei...Nia Mah

Lim peh ami na khun , si lang tien wei hiang...
"hustling,hutstling,hustling.." lim peh eh ring tone....

Phua mi eh tien wei...hami su leh...Ani kuan lor...
Wu uncle kah ho wah..

Limpeh : Halo?
Ah Pek : Halo?
Limpeh : Halo?
Ah Pek : Halo?
Limpeh : Halo? Unker. Lu si tiang?
Ah Pek : Wa… lu… lu… Lu si tiang?
Limpeh : Unker. Lu ka simik hor beh?
Ah Pek : 01*-***-****
Limpeh : Erm. Tiok ah. Lu si tiang, unker?Lu ai chui tiang...si beh huah liaw
Ah Pek :ah theng wu ti boh....
Limpeh : Halo?thiang si ah theng...boh ah theng chi eh lang eh....
Ah Pek : … *kam tien wek*
Limpeh : Sai lin toh...Cau niaw...

Ker Ing Kok Chiak Hong Pt 1

Aiyah lak kang ker UK chin song... song kar boh ai tui.....song kar to lor bun cho bboy....cho bboy kor kia hor ma ta (polis) diak ker....bo huat....eng wei promise chit geh bboy fan-see chor handstand....
Ter UK cher her chia chin kin....tapi ta kang detour ...kor ka lang last minute kong.....hai kah wa ka peng you jau kar na heh....jau kar na kau....kor bo ger kua...kor jiak meng kia kui....kor khai ka limpeh poket phua kang

Ter UK kor ho lang chiat, lim jiu kui, tar bat bun kui...(Big Red Tour Bus), tapi bor huat....wa lang ai jo tourist....

Day 1
Ter UK, wa lang siu wa lang ya holiaow....hami tey hong bun ehiaow ker....kanasai....kia ker buckingham palace kua "ong teh eh lau char bor" or (Queen, dunno how to translate in hokkien),
kia kar pai kar.....jin kang kor....
Kia pua lor ko ai "pang liu.....kor kui geh london bo toilet.....kah ai lau liu chut lai", ter ber cher tio jit geh toilet....ko charge wa lang 50 p (RM3.50)....kanasai....ko boh tong sampah...ee lang chin chia siau lang.....

Day 2
Teh dee kang wa lang tar bat ...(Big Red Bus Tour) ker museum kua Mummy....kor ai kai lui.....kua Museum liaow kor hor Bat Chia ...(Big Red Tour Bus) FFK. Tan 2 hrs tan kar siao....bor tan liaow dit tao jer tube train keh madame tussauds....
Ter Tussauds kua tio ya joi meng seng...ko kar J Lo, Tom Cruise, Spiderman, Jose Mourinho, hip seong. Wa lang kor kuar tio Hitler.....soon lor wa eh peng you kor chia ee jit kee (finger)...kua wan liaow tio dit tao tui ker hotel .....eh...hossssssstel tidur.

Siao Eh ....Hustler Ang....An Chua beh upload picture????????????? To be continued.....

Me Vs Me

De ho liao, boh de koh kah ho liao,
De ho sei, boh de koh kah ho sei,
Wah phai kuah, boh wah koh kah phai kuah,
Su kah de kong loh. Cin cai loh,
wah pai teh it, boh boh wah pai teh it.

pi pu pi pu?
pu pi pu pi

Pi Pu Pi Pu??
Pu Pi Pu Pi

PI PU PI PU??!!
PU PI PU PI!!!!

E.A.S.S.??? No????
No??? E.A.S.S.????

E.A.S.S. eh Adoreable Flaws....!!

Wah tia kong kia nit uh chi eng peng yu ya ho liao.
Ee kong pien lang boh cho. It's not merely a flaw. It's an adorable flaw.

Captor? Perhaps I've become a little less inteligent from my time spent at the middle east. What is an adorable flaw?

Eh Pien Lang eh sai tapi wa lang pien lang beh sai..Hami lai eh...Na beh..

It's not just an adorable flaw. A way of life if you will. but you know you've upped the ante when you don't just pien lang but pien kah ki.

I don't know why but suddenly i feel like discussing about all your crazy ex-grlfriends.........
I think it's important to understand the impact of your adorable flaws.

As the song goes;

E kan s. fei,
E kan f. fei,
E also kan a. fei

Whilst being kan-ed may be a flaw, it is by no means adorable.

I do agree with that. but what if you are kan-ning and not being kan-ed?

Hrmm, that depends.. are you kenningst?

which kenningst? Kenningst in Kensington?

Tat names rings a bell. For those who visits sites like virtual tourist , lonely planet.
we may see some many post of kenningst miracle travels. A force that left many of us astound in many ways.

A version or two..Cho lang Si beh Khang Kho....Chi ke Chi ke Chi Ke Chiak....and the all time favourite A bo then...

pi pu pi pu
pi pu pi pu
pi pu pi pu
pi pu pi pu
pi pu pi pu